this is the worst fuck up in the history of fuck ups and my aunt drove her van into a house because a leaf hit her windshield
"If you can reach me, you can feel my burning flame"
This blog gets better with every post.
Nothing in life will ever prepare you for a movie having a boy jerking off to a picture of his dad in it’s opening scene. Nothing.
I don’t care if you firsthand watched someone get their balls blown straight off their body with a firecracker. You just aren’t ready.